Happy 4th of July, bitches!

Just thought I'd throw out a little firecracker treat for all the 2 people who look at this thing. I bring you, BEST ALBUM COVERS EVER...Now, smell the glove:



Who doesn't love it up the butt with the fun side of a Gibson Les Paul?
















Hey baby, I got you heavy load right h...oh wait, I'm sorry...this guy actually has a much heavier load. It's "stronger than evil", my load is only "not very nice." How do I compete with that? My load has never burned and slayed an entire town. Bummer.













Pure meat! Doesn't the guy on the way right look like Zander? Doesn't the guy on the way left look like me? I mean, doesn't the guy's abs on the way right look like mine?














Guarantee this cover came out amid much "Superman II" hype

















What ever kid designed this one should burn his hands so he can never torture the world again with horribleness. Wasn't Battle Axe a video game?
















Jesus H. Fuckkkkkkkk!



















Hi-ya....God be with you!















Only classic for the fat dude in the back (and I guess the other guy in the back too). Actually, they all look pretty dreamy. Ladies, meet the newest sensation to come out of Sweden...it's Larz Kyslzdksibjizslsizzliaz!!!! I bet they really know how to throw a Stuff Party!















Ladies, you've been double-stuffed!!!!

















Oh Ken, I have a request!!!!!!



Please die.












Huh?

Better Then A Wheaties Box

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

Buddy System Style!

Ok, the greatest battle ever is about to take place...2 man enter, 1 man leave. Now let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! Take a listen and be prepared to have you life changed forever...Buddy System Style. It's "Perfect Friend" vs. "Hulkster in Heaven"

Me personally, I have to give the edge to Macho Man...I've been singing, "You were my perfect friend..." for the last 2 days. Three listens and you'll be hooked to that smooth beat. Also, the chain on his album cover look a little cooler than the Hulkster bendin' over to take a dookster. Yet, that casio trumpet on "H in H" is pretty sweet too. Shit, I can't decide...I put it out to a vote.

Shadow...bottom-of-the-barrel digging just ain't your style, so why you gotta go post fatties? I expected more out of a varsity letterman.




Play Randy's Song



Play Terry's Song

"The Basement" trailer

"The Basement" trailer

Watch the video

The trailer for a horror film about a ghost that haunts a basement.

Don't Be A Gator Hater, B

Don't Be A Gator Hater, B

Watch the video

Bring the love, feel the pain!!!

As promised, the FACE MELTER!!! Hope you all enjoy, as I've spent way too much time on this.

And Shadow, all I need to say is......."Live Bullet"!!!! That's like trying to compare Glenn Frey to Joe Walsh, both essential, both awesome.

Speaking of the Frey, is "The H is O" a better Beverly Hills Cop theme song over "Shakedown" by Seeger?