Did you just drop a MC Skat Kat reference?

Are you ready for some XXXtreme awesomeness!?!?!?! Well, look no further than Pure Energy, whose knowledge of pop culture nuggets and irreverant facts will BLOW YOUR MIND! Can't wait to hear what else you have up that uber-magical sleeve of yours...here are some of my guesses:

1. "Stop, Hammer Time! Oh, oh, oh, ohhh, ohh, oh...Hammer Time!"
2. A hilarious Perfect Strangers/Busom Buddies mind-bender
3. A story about the dungeon decal in Castle Grayskull
4. "Ice to see you, Mendoza"
5. Witty banter about how Gogurt was "so rad, dude"
6. Explaining how sweet that show "Dear John" was, for its time
7. Saying that Chandler was really the funniest "Friend", but secretly mean Ross
8. A debate over who won the Judd Nelson/Emilio Estevez wrestling match in "The Breakfast Club"
9. "Get your ass to Mars" (Total Recall) is the best movie quote ever
10. Explaining how R.E.M's "Murmur" is really the album of our generation, not Nevermind

I would like to welcome our newest members...Brad and Kelly! Without your support, I will have to listen to more of these lame posts from Pure Energy. Please donate your ideas...we need them!

Current projects: A soup kitchen mockumentary...now wouldn't that be hilarious? We could have all of our friends dress up like bums and stumble into this homeless shelter/soup kitchen and go CWAZY! It would be great if anyone had suggestions as to some plot lines we could use. So far I have: "Bum walks into shelter..." And we would have to get Dave and Steve to play bum conjoined twins too...

Also, I might just be free associating, but I'm down with the poll idea, ya know, to get the posting flowing:

1. If you could smoke a blunt with any celebrity, who would it be?
2. Stranded on a deserted island, and only get to have 3 cds, what are they?
3. How did they get that bacon into those pancakes? TELL ME!!!
4. Best Garbage Pail Kid card?
5. Most annoying person you can think of?

All right, lady and gentleman...I'm off to do some beatboxing to my favorites by Snow, Rob Bass, that Micheal Bolton-lookin' dude from Color Me Badd, and of course, MC Skat Kat.

I'll be in Madison on Saturday-Tuesday, in case anyone cares.