Hey Now, You're A Blogstar! Get Your Game On!

Wow, this shit fell together worse than that night I was trying to get the Fab Four girls into a fivesome. People, I was only gone for a week...can't you entertain yourselves?

It's appears that this post needs a little glue...and less (way less) pink taco references. Look, if you need to dumpster diving for comedy because your originality consists of finding the crudest thing on the internet, you need to stop fumbling with your nuts, purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, and come up with something better. It's turned into a cockfight that no one is winning, and we are all getting sprayed with the blood. People aren't posting because they've lost interest - most likely due to the fact that they are constantly reading about Pure Energy's need to drill his computer. Ok, with that said (and I'm sure comments forthcoming), let's move on to the day's business.

In case some of you didn't know, my B-day was on Sunday...now that I'm 29, I felt the need to reflect...on dancing hotness. Last week, I get to spend a beautiful weekend at kojo's cabin and felt the need to do some improvisational move bustin'. Here is a perfect example of my ability to RAWK (or not...you decide). It will take a few minutes to load...so be patient, Mr. and Ms. Clicky Fingers. And it wouldn't kill you to post something either.

Before I get to my top 5 AWESOME 80's Albums...I'm doing a new list: They Are Hot, and Cancelled!

Time to Place Your Votes People...on a scale of 1 (absolute ugly) to 10 (absolute inferno)

Monica Keena from "Freddy vs. Jason" - Hot girl who originally starred on that Fox show "Undeclared" (does anyone remember this one? Didn't think so.) and has done nothing of value since (except Freddy vs. Jason, of course)...and perhaps that's why I like her, because unlike Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jessica Simpson, Britney Beers, or (can't believe I'm saying this) JLH, no one knows who she is. That makes her just like
that pretend girl I used to date up in the International Falls area.

Can't beat this heat, scorchie!

Score: 8.75

Cynthia Watros from "Titus" (Again, no recollection I'm sure) - Another hot girl who has done nothing since her stint on Fox. Unsure if I like her with long hair or short... I'll let the girls decide. The level of heat coming off of this one burns like that dude from Survivor who fell in the fire.

Score: 9


Tiffini Amber Theissen from "Fastlane"...but most of us know her as Kelly Kaposwski from "Saved by the Bell" or that one bitchy chick from "90210"- It looks like her luck ran out too "fast" when she went down this "lane"...but, it did also star Peter Facinelli, who's the most awesomness part of "Can't Hardly Wait" - I can't believe they let this picture go as a publicity photo...and WHERE WAS IT WHEN I WAS 16!

Lukewarm now...like milk on the beach.

Score: 5.67

Ok, that's all I can think of right now. Please feel free to add more, but remember they have to have been on a show that ran less than 2 years.