New Vikings Stadium

Max, you know this whole sex cruise thing is only "alleged" right? And even if it did happen, who cares? Who isn't down for bending a few Asian strippers over the side of a boat and yelling, "I'm king of the world!!!"? At least we got enough class to take the ladies out on a nice cruise boat. If this shit happened in Green Bay, it would be Ferguson, Green, and Farve all talking pointers from Mark Chamura on how to finger chicks at the local cheese farm sock hop.

I'm here to play 2 and 5 loud, cuz we are going to rock the Casbah tomorrow night as Axel and Slash...perhaps then you will be able to get the name Edinger out of your head. Now go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.