My Stinky Sense is Tingling...

God, you are retarded, PE. I had to take 2 No-Doze and donkey-punch just to stay awake through your last bit of floetry. Look, if we wanted a poor-man's David Foster Wallace phoning in posts about Musak, we would've asked Chuck Klosterman. Or John Gilge (I wonder why he hasn't he joined us yet? Max, get on your DPS duty!). Lay off the Silver Wolf and diet Mountain Dew for a night and then get back to me.

But hey, I hear they are looking for writers for "Baby Geniuses 3," so don't beat yourself up too much.